90s rap music is my guilty pleasure...

Meme stolen from everybody (thanks, everybody)!

- Pick up the nearest book to you.
- Turn to page 45.
- The first sentence describes your sex life in 2012.

If it did not claim a majority, it was inching ever closer to that goal. (Ummmmmm...)
    - Mysteries of the Middle Ages, Thomas Cahill (history nerds, unite!)

( Conversations with the Kid or Why do people think we are weird? )

The Kid and I rediscovered IM and it's good to see we are as stupid as ever!

( Where we talk about visiting, bad Van Damme movies, and the homeless )

Feeling better today. Thank you for the words of encouragement. I needed to hear them. *huggles*

I think I will be taking
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Although I am all sad-like, I had to share. Was at work at an ungodly hour this morning and all the employees were talking about the impending hurricane, making it sound like it was going to be The Great Deluge. And as they were all listing the supplies they had purchased, one of the guys turned to me and asked, "What did you buy to prepare for the ( Read more... )

Wikipedia is internet SMACK. The Kid and I just spent like 2 hours discussing Arianism, Constantine I, the derivation of 'Xmas,' and vesica piscis. o_O

Dude, I know. We are such history whores.

LOL...

( Because this never, ever gets old... )

Someday it will end, I swear...

For all you Dave Chapelle fans:

ctafoya: I think i'm gonna go on the bullrider's circuit
malamops: LOL! wtf?! i'd totally go see you!
ctafoya: see me get stomped by a 2000 pound bull
malamops: and i'd be "woo!"
malamops: and you'd be all trampled on the ground, yelling "clap for me, bitches!"
ctafoya: DAMN THAT'S

Actually made the conference call this morning. ^_^; It's weird. I have had many business meetings and interviews and tours, but I always feel like the precocious child that is allowed to tag along. Like I am not nearly mature enough to even be there, but can remain as long as I don't color on the walls or throw a tantrum. I wonder if the feeling ( Read more... )

( I have been thinking about Hemingway lately, mainly because someone challenged my rather un-PC theory that Hemingway rocks. )

I've been sleeping like a deranged narcoleptic lately. Feels great, but slug se moi ( Read more... )